Take a second to reconcile your fave TV heroine Buffy Summers with this twee flouncy ballgown, and then, once you’re ready, do enjoy the latest in YouTube genius Whitney Avalon’s “Princess Rap Battle” series. Avalon set a high bar with her first video, which saw Frozen’s Elsa smack down “original princess” Snow White.
This time around it’s another battle between Disney’s old school and new — Cinderella and Belle are fighting it out, and they’re both all kinds of bitchy delightful. There are (low) blow job jokes, body hair criticism, and even the requisite Disney princess’s dead parents are even dragged into the fray:
Altogether now: bibbidi-bobbidy-booyah. But really though, what would Cinders’ Fairy Godmother think of all this sass? Not much, I’m here to tell you.
FYI Mrs. Potts would not be best pleased either.